Mom: Stop doing that with your glasses! You'll hurt your eyes!
Captain Comic: Well, I think it's time for for me to get new glasses.
Mom: Your right. That's coming soon. We'll get your eyes checked and you'll get new glasses.
Capt. Comic: Well, I hope when I do I'll be able to see stuff really clearly - like a car scratch from 300 feet away.
Mom: That won't happen, because you're NOT AN EAGLE! (laughing)
Capt. Comic (laughs, suddenly stops): Well, I wish I was.
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